Employee of

the month: Richard Jones

On July 18th, Richard ​successfully defeated an ​entire army of evil walruses ​preventing us from drilling. ​Thanks for all your work!

Buying Ad Spaces on Wind Farms

Sell has begun to purchase 5x5 ad ​spaces on offshore wind farms as we ​continue to drill the Arctic. Here’s a ​small preview for social media!

Heartwarming Fan Art

This week we received beautiful fan art from 7-year-​old Susie Brown, a young artist who is passionate ​about our work in the Arctic. It warms our hearts to ​know we’re making a difference!

The Sins of Polar Bears

Here at Sell, we’re currently filming a documentary about polar bears and their evil deeds. To help protect humanity, Sell is committed to the extinction of one of the most dangerous animals on Earth.